350+ Best Pick Up Lines to Impress: Funny, Cheesy, Flirty, Corny, Smooth, Cute, and Cringey

Last updated on August 7, 2023

Looking for the best pickup lines to impress someone special? Look no further! This collection of funny, flirty, cheesy, corny, smooth, cute, and cringey pickup lines has got you covered. Whether you're on a dating app or in person, these one-liners will help break the ice and show your interest. So why not add some humor and hilarity to your flirting game with these hilarious and effective pickup lines?

Best Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, can I borrow a moment of your time? I promise I'll make it worthwhile.
I couldn't help but notice that you have a smile that lights up the room. Mind if I join in?
You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a shooting star? Because every time I see you, I make a wish.
You must be a work of art because every time I look at you, I'm mesmerized.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through a garden forever.
Do you have a band-aid? I just hurt myself falling for you.
I was wondering if you could help me out. I'm trying to decide whether to ask you out or not.

I must have been lost in your eyes because I just found my way to your heart.
Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up from being with you.
I can't believe I'm standing here talking to the most beautiful person in the world.
Are you made of sugar? Because you're really sweet.
Are you an angel? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I don't need a genie in a bottle to grant me wishes. I have you.
I was going to ask you out for a drink, but I see you already have a sparkling personality.
I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
If I were to write a story, you'd be the perfect protagonist.
You're so gorgeous, I forgot what I was going to say.
I can't help but smile every time I think of you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I'm no mathematician, but I think we're a perfect equation.
I don't need a GPS to find my way to your heart.
I'm not saying you're the best catch out there, but I think you're worth the wait.
Can I have a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I were to write a song, you'd be the melody that's stuck in my head.

Funny Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection here.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
Is it just me, or do we have some kind of chemistry here?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
If I were a tear in your eye, I would roll down your cheek and die.
I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck up and stole my heart.
You must be a parking ticket because you've got FINE written all over you.
Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something – my jaw.
You must be a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaaaaam.
I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
Are you a cat? Because you just gave me a purr-fect smile.
I must be a snowman because I've fallen for you.
Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.
Did you know I just ran over your shadow and everything is glowing?
Is there a magnet in your pocket? Because I'm attracted to you.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
You must be a dictionary because you add meaning to my life.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If you were a fruit, you'd be a pineapple, and I'd be happy to share my pina colada with you.
I think you might have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
You must be a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Flirty Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, but I think you’re in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is down the street.
You must be made of chocolate because my mouth is watering just looking at you.
If we were in a movie theater, I’d grab your hand during the scary parts.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I've never seen anyone as sexy as you. Can I be your personal photographer and capture your beauty forever?
You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I could get lost in them forever, but I'd rather get lost in your bed.
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
I have a secret: I'm really good at math. Let's go back to my place and add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
I can't read minds, but I can read body language. And your body language is saying you want to come home with me tonight.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine tonight?
I have a secret. I'm actually an undercover agent for the orgasm police and I need to issue you a citation.
You’re so beautiful, you should have a warning label that says ‘Dangerous Curves Ahead.’
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back, with interest.

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? Oh, that's right, it was called "How to Seduce Someone with Just One Look."
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you want to know what I'm wearing underneath my clothes?
Excuse me, but you look like a girl who can handle a little bit of trouble.
You must be made of chocolate because I want to melt all over you.
Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how perfectly your body fits against mine.
Do you have any fantasies? Because I'm ready to make them come true.
I've been a bad boy/girl and I need to be punished. Will you be my disciplinarian?
You make me want to be a bad boy, just so you can punish me.
Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be your tour guide.
You look like a snack. Can I have a taste?
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in lust at first glance. And I'm lusting after you.
You have beautiful legs, what time do they open?
Excuse me, do you have a lighter? I want to light up the spark between us.
If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you, I'd be rich.
You look familiar. Have we met in a previous life?
Do you believe in fate? Because I think I'm destined to be with you.
Excuse me, do you know what time it is? It's time for me to ask you out.
If loving you is a crime, I'm willing to serve a life sentence.
I'm not saying you're the best catch out there, but you're definitely a catch worth keeping.
You're hotter than a jalapeño popper. Can I take you home and taste you?
You're like a fine wine. I want to savor every sip and enjoy the lingering aftertaste.

Cringey and Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you have a magnet in your pocket? Because I'm attracted to you.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
Aren't you tired? From running through my mind all day?
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Are you from outer space? Because every time I look at you I’m in a trance.
I'd say "god bless you" but it looks like he already did.
I lost my number, can I find it on your phone?
I must be a shooting star because I just fell for you.
Are you a book? Because every time I open you up, I get lost in your pages.
I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running heaven?
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
If you were a library book, I'd never return you.
Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a pirate? Because I've got a treasure map to your heart.
Do you have a stopwatch? Because you're ticking all the boxes.
Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more.
I know it's cheesy, but can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.

Corny Pick Up Lines

Do you have a watch? Because I need to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off because of you?"
Are you a light switch? Because you turned me on.
I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.
Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!
Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
I must be lost because heaven is a long way from here.
Do you have a compass? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
Excuse me, but can you help me find my phone? I lost it in your eyes.
People call me [insert your name], but you can call me tonight.
You must be made of cheese because you're nacho average person.
You're so beautiful, you're making me forget my pick up line.
Can I follow you home? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Do you have any plans for tonight? Because I'd love to take you out and show you a good time.
You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet.
You must be a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
If I had a star for every time I thought of you, I'd be holding the galaxy.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I need to remember the exact moment I met the love of my life.
Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t keep them off you.

I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
I must be in a museum, because you’re a work of art.
If you were a vending machine, I would definitely buy you.
Excuse me, I think you have something on your face.
I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
You must be the answer to my prayers. Because there’s no one here but you and me.

Smooth Pick Up Lines

Let's flip a coin. Heads, you're mine; tails, I'm yours.
Excuse me, I just noticed your smile and I had to come over and introduce myself.
I'm not saying you're the best catch out there, but you're definitely a catch worth keeping.
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You know what they say about kissing strangers? Let's prove them right.
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Excuse me, miss, but you just stole my heart. Can I have it back, please?
You look like you could use a little company. Mind if I join you?
You seem like someone who knows how to have a good time. Want to share that fun with me?
I can't help but notice how beautiful your eyes are. Can I buy you a drink and get lost in them?
Hi there, I don't mean to be forward, but I couldn't help but notice how stunning you look tonight.
Excuse me, but I have to tell you, you're one of the most attractive people I've seen in a long time.
You have something on your face. Oh wait, it's just my reflection.
Excuse me, do you have a watch? I need to know how long it took for me to fall for you.
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
If I had a star for every time I thought of you, I'd be in a galaxy far, far away by now.
I'm not saying you're a work of art, but I wouldn't mind admiring you all night long.
You have beautiful eyes. They're like two ocean depths I want to explore.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life.
I know you're out of my league, but I'm willing to take one for the team.
I couldn't help but overhear you talking about your interests. I happen to share those same passions. Care to chat some more?
You're the only one I wouldn't mind getting lost with in the woods.
Excuse me, but I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?
You must be a treasure, because I've been searching for you my whole life.
Excuse me, but I just wanted to let you know that you are drop-dead gorgeous.
Is it just me, or are we destined to be together?
Excuse me, but I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I'm not usually this bold, but I had to come over and talk to you. You're just too captivating to ignore.
I can't believe we've never met before, considering we're both so good-looking.
If you were a song, you'd be my favorite melody.
If you were a book, I'd never stop reading.

Cute Pick Up Lines

Can I take a photo with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
You must be a rare gem, because you shine so bright.
You must be a lighthouse, because you guide me through the stormy seas of life.
Do you have a lucky charm? Because being with you is my lucky charm.
Are you a rose? Because you are the most beautiful flower in the garden of my heart.
If I were to describe you in one word, it would be "wow".
You must be a cozy sweater, because I want to wrap myself around you and never let go.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
If I could’ve chosen any mother for my unborn child, it would’ve been you.
Are you the Eiffel Tower? Because I want to climb you and never come down.
Do you have a secret potion? Because being with you feels like magic.

Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I'm not a meteorologist, but you must be a heatwave because you're making my heart race.
If I were a bee, I'd be buzzing around you all day.
You're like a hot air balloon; I want to take you up, up, and away with me.
I don't need a magic carpet to show you the world because your beauty is all the world I need.
Excuse me, but can I ask for your opinion on something? Do you think we’d make a cute couple?
If beauty was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
I don't need a GPS to find my way because all roads lead to you.
Your tattoo is quite intriguing. May I ask for its significance?
If a fast food chain crafted a burger after you, it would be a Filet-O-Fish because you're the catch and I'm the complement.
Excuse me, I'll get right to the point. You're captivating. Shall we dine together?
Without you, life would be akin to a broken pencil - meaningless.
Did you know that security cameras seem to favor your countenance?
I can't stop staring at you, but I promise I'm not a creep. I just find you absolutely mesmerizing.
You light up the room like the sun, and I can't help but be drawn to your warmth and radiance.
I know I'm just a stranger, but I couldn't let the opportunity pass by without telling you how captivating you are.
You're like a dream come true, and I can't believe I get to talk to you right now.
Your beauty is like a sunflower, it shines and brightens up my day.
I don't know what it is about you, but I just can't resist your beauty and grace.
Excuse me, but you are so gorgeous that you made me forget what I was going to say.
If I could write a book about you, it would be a bestseller because your beauty and charm are truly captivating.
Your beauty is like a rose, delicate and captivating, and I never want to let it go.

Pick Up Lines to Get a Number

Excuse me, do you have a pen? I need to write down your number before I forget it.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
You know what would be really cute? If I got your number.
Hi, I’m (insert name here). Can I have your number so I can call you when I’m feeling down?
Excuse me, do you have any change? I need to call my mother and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
If I were to ask for your number, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I'm not great at math, but I think adding your number to my contacts would be a perfect equation.
Excuse me, but can you help me? I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I know this is going to sound crazy, but can I have your number so I can prove to my ex that angels do exist?
You have such beautiful hair, can I have your number so we can talk about hair care tips?
Can I borrow your phone for a minute? I need to call heaven and tell them I found their missing angel.
Can I have your number? I’d love to take you out for a romantic dinner sometime.
Excuse me, but can I have your number? I promise I won’t use it to call you at 3am…unless you want me to.
Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and I need to find my way to your number.
Hey, I don't normally do this, but I couldn't resist asking for your number. Would you mind sharing it with me?
I know this might be forward, but I couldn't leave without at least trying to get your number. Can I have it?
You seem like someone I would love to get to know better. Can I have your number so we can stay in touch?
I'm not great at this, but I have to ask: would you be willing to share your number with me?
I think we could have a great time together. Can I have your number so we can plan something?
I'm not the best at picking up girls, but I have a feeling you're worth the risk. Can I have your number?
I don't normally ask for numbers, but I feel like I'd regret it if I didn't ask for yours.
Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you and I would love to get to know you better. Can I have your number?
I don't usually do this, but I feel like I would regret it if I didn't at least try. Can I have your number?
I'm not great with pick up lines, but I'm hoping you'll give me a chance. Can I have your number?
I'm not sure what it is, but there's something about you that I can't resist. Can I have your number so we can talk more?
You're too beautiful to just walk away from without getting your number. Can I have it?

You're so stunning that I'm pretty sure I'm going to forget my own number, but I definitely don't want to forget yours.
I'm usually not this bold, but I have to take a chance with you. Can I have your number?
You seem like someone I would love to spend more time with. Can I have your number so we can make that happen?
I have a feeling you and I could have something special. Can I have your number so we can explore that possibility?
I'm not a genie, but I can make your number appear in my phone with a simple request.
You look like the type of person who could make my phone a lot happier. Can I have your number?
I have to be honest, I'm really hoping you'll give me your number so we can talk more.
You have an amazing smile. Can I get your number so I can see it again sometime?
I think I just found my new lucky number. Can I have yours?
I don't believe in coincidences. I think we were meant to meet each other. Can I get your number and see where this takes us?
I'm not sure what the future holds, but I know I'd like you to be a part of it. Can I get your number and take you out sometime?
I'm not sure if this is fate or just dumb luck, but I'm glad I ran into you. Can I get your number and see where this goes?

Best Pick Up Lines to Use at a Bar

Excuse me, but you're making me feel like I have something in common with this bar - we're both completely intoxicated by your presence.
Excuse me, do you know the recipe for a perfect night? Because I think it starts with you and me.
You must be a beer, because I can't take my eyes off you.
Is your name whiskey? Because when I look at you, I start feeling a little intoxicated.
I don't need a drink to have a good time, but I wouldn't mind having one with you.
Hey, you look like someone I could have a drink with and then regret it in the morning.
Do you come here often, or do I have to keep buying you drinks until you do?
Do you come here often? Because I think I would if you were always here.
Is your name Tequila? Because I can't stop doing shots of you.
In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.
I must be drunk, because I can't take my eyes off you.
Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Is your name Margarita? Because you're the perfect blend of sweet and sour.
Are you a martini? Because you're making me feel a little dirty.
I don't need a drink to have fun tonight, I just need you by my side.
Are you a martini? Because I can't resist your smooth moves.
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink and some witty banter to go along with it?
Can I have your phone number so I can call you when I get lost on my way home?
I must be drunk because I keep seeing double. Oh wait, that's just you and your twin sister.
I don't know what's more intoxicating, this drink or your smile.
If I were a bartender, I'd make you my special cocktail every night.
I must be drunk because you're the only one who's spinning me right round, baby.
If we were at a bar, I'd buy you a drink and hope that the alcohol would make you forget I used a pick-up line.
You must be a bottle of wine, because I can't stop staring at you and I know you'll give me a headache in the morning.
I hope you don't mind, but I think I'll have to carry you home tonight... in my thoughts.
I'm pretty sure I'm not drunk enough to forget you... but I'm willing to try.
I think we should get some drinks, talk about life, and see where the night takes us.
Do you have a preference between whiskey and wine? Because I have a feeling we're going to need both tonight.
I know you're not a shot, but I'm willing to chase you down with a drink anyway.
Do you come here often? Because I keep hoping to run into you.
You're like a top-shelf whiskey, smooth and refined with a little bit of bite.
Do you have a favorite drink? Because I want to make sure I order it for you.
You're like a perfectly poured Guinness, smooth and creamy all the way through.

Pick Up Lines for Guys

Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
Hey, you seem like a real man's man. Want to grab a drink and prove it?
You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.
I couldn't help but notice that you have strong, manly hands. Want to hold mine?
You must be made of chocolate because you're sweet and irresistible.
Aren’t you tired running through my mind the whole day?

Excuse me, are you a carpenter? Because you just built a home in my heart.
I love a man who can make me laugh. Care to tell me a joke?
You look like you work out. Want to flex those muscles with me on the dance floor?
I don't normally give out my number, but I can make an exception for a man like you.
I bet you have a great sense of style. Want to help me pick out an outfit for our date?
I have a feeling that you and I could have some serious chemistry. Want to find out?
You seem like the kind of man who knows what he wants. Care to tell me what that is?
I'm usually not this forward, but I couldn't resist talking to a man like you.
I love a man who isn't afraid to take charge. Care to take charge of our conversation?
I couldn't help but notice your confidence. Want to show me how you got it?
Excuse me, are you a wine connoisseur? I could use some help picking out a bottle for our date.
You seem like a real gentleman. Want to show me how a man should treat a lady?
Hey, you have a great smile. Mind sharing it with me over a drink?
I love a man with a sense of adventure. Want to come on an adventure with me?
Excuse me, are you a firefighter? Because you just set my heart on fire.
You seem like a man who knows how to enjoy the finer things in life. Want to enjoy them with me?
Hey, you seem like a man who knows how to have a good time. Want to show me?
I couldn't help but notice your sense of humor. Want to make me laugh some more over a drink?
You have great taste in music. Want to share a dance with me?
Excuse me, are you a chef? Because you just cooked up some serious chemistry between us.
I love a man who can hold an intelligent conversation. Want to prove that you're one of them?
Hey, you seem like a man who can handle himself in any situation. Want to handle me over a drink?
I couldn't help but notice your charm. Want to charm me even more with some witty banter?
Excuse me, are you a sailor? Because you just rocked my boat. Want to take me on a ride?

Pick Up Lines for Her

Excuse me miss, but I couldn't help but notice that you have the most beautiful smile I've ever seen on a girl.
You must be a mermaid because I'm drowning in your beauty, and I need a girl to save me.
You must be a work of art because I can't take my eyes off you, girl.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
You must be a goddess because I can't stop worshipping you, woman.
I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles.
Are you a firework? Because you light up my world, girl.
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
Excuse me, I think you have something on your face.
Excuse me, do you have any idea how attractive you are?
Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
You remind me of a summer day - hot, bright, and full of possibilities for two girls like us.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Excuse me, do you believe in destiny? Because I think I've found mine in you.
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Do you know what I love about you? Everything.
You remind me of a delicate flower, but don't let that fool you, because you're a strong and beautiful girl.
Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Excuse me, do you know how to make a girl's heart skip a beat? Because I think you just did.
You're so hot, I'm getting a tan just standing next to you.
Excuse me, miss, but you have something in your eye - oh, it's just the sparkle that makes you shine like a star.
You must be a Snickers bar, because you satisfy me.
You must be a beaver, because damn, you're attractive.
Do you have any hobbies? Because I'd love to hear all about them.
You're not just pretty, you're stunning.
Excuse me, but I just had to come over and tell you how gorgeous you are.
Do you have any idea how much I'd like to get to know you better?
Excuse me, do you have a few seconds to spare for me to hit on you?